Collecting Cushions Gifts

'I tell you what, it's much more comfortable with a cushion...'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"He's just a big softy really"

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"It was a crime of fashion."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

False alarm; chair salesman

"Need hug."

'There's only one chair. It's about to get ugly ladies.'

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

We have reason to believe you have an unlicenced sofa...

"A few more decorative pillow and I won't have to make the bed."

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

Man for the guillotine has brought a teddy with him for courage.

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

"Don't worry, it's her birthday present."