Collecting Quilts Gifts

"Marcia's into quilts."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cats on Board.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rocking Horse

'Man...You age great!'

Out of kilter.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

The Dandy

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Quilt fanatic

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'He was an evil king.'