Quilt Enthusiast Gifts

"You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt."

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

"Marcia's into quilts."

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

Quilt fanatic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Patient after an appendix operation

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...