Cozy Quilt Enthusiast Gifts

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

The Common Sutra.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Quilt fanatic

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'You'll grow into it!'

"C'mere, space heater."

Fireplace Projector.

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

'Brew?'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

Keeping Warm

Gay Couple

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

You know you're getting old when....

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

Thoughts of Fall

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'