Quilt Creator Gifts

'When it comes to improving teamwork skills, Mr Binder, you have to crawl before you can walk.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Quilting Bee.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"I usually work in snow."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Oh, that's Herbert's muse."

A writer walks over water towards a publisher

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

Downcycling with Debbie

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

S.A.S. Plan of Attack

Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."

"Nobody's going to take you seriously unless you stop drawing those little hearts over your i's."

"It's Amish."

"I really wouldn't worry. The person performing your operation is one of the country's finest quilters."