Quilt Enthusiast Prints

"You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt."

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

"Marcia's into quilts."

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

Quilt fanatic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Patient after an appendix operation

Stitch one, pearl one...

James Boswell

Quilting Bee.