Quilt Appreciator Prints

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Scot holding a heart.

Joseph and his coat

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Quilt fanatic

Stable boys and Scottsman

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

J. M. W. Turner

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Quilting Bee.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

The Bavarians, scene 1.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

Fly Mimes.

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Sir, I feel I'd achieve more if I had a chair.'

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."