Quilt Appreciator Mugs

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Scot holding a heart.

Joseph and his coat

Quilt fanatic

Stable boys and Scottsman

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

J. M. W. Turner

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Quilting Bee.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

The Bavarians, scene 1.

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

Fly Mimes.

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"Nana" Technology

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Sir, I feel I'd achieve more if I had a chair.'

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."