Quilt Admirer Mugs

"This is amazing! From way up here all the fields look just like a giant patchwork quilt!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Scot holding a heart.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Fashion over function!"

Stable boys and Scottsman

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Quilting Bee.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

William Morris

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

The Truth About Mermaids

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."