Quirky Quilt Enthusiast Prints

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Hats and Food

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Football Crazy strip six

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Rogue elephant

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Carnations.

Quilt fanatic

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"Butt cracker"

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Have you seen this toaster?

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Hats

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

One size fits all

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."