Quirky Quilt Enthusiast Pillows

Hey, how'd you get a crazy quilt?

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Hats and Food

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Football Crazy strip six

Rogue elephant

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Carnations.

Quilt fanatic

'What's wrong with you?'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Butt cracker"

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Unfinished business.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Hats

Have you seen this toaster?

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

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