Quilt Lover Pillows

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Of course we can share needles, Mildred.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

I quilt therefore I am

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Och lye the news'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'