Collecting Quilts T-Shirts

"Marcia's into quilts."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cats on Board.

Rocking Horse

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Man...You age great!'

Out of kilter.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

The Dandy

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Quilt fanatic

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

Censorship

'He was an evil king.'

"Eugene is retro. He thinks everything was better in low-def and black and white."