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"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Quilt fanatic

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Live Laugh Knit

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

Sheep Knitting.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

The Bowling Family

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."