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"Nana" Technology

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Quilt fanatic

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Live Laugh Knit

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Sheep Knitting.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

The Bowling Family

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'