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"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Thank you bubbles

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Out of kilter.

'A is for Arse.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.