Collecting Pillows T-Shirts

'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'Fetch.'

Early Piety

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Dollphins

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."