Collecting Pillows Pillows

'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'Fetch.'

Early Piety

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Dollphins

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'