Collecting Pencils Pillows

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

A Rifle Competition in the North

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

A Fork-lift.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

The Secret Life of Pens

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."