Pencil Case Collector Pillows

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Bribes for Jabs

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Bingo night.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Biro Diversity

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Biro Security

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"I wonder what this was for."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."