Fountain Pen Collector Pillows

A man nearly trips over a giant pen.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Bingo night.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Biro Security

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

The Secret Life of Pens

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Those are all my passwords."

Make it look like an accident.

"I'm not buying it."

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

The Chrysler Buildinger

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Man sits at empty desk with vacant expression: 'Note to self: buy post-its.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

I love Fountain Pens

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Hubert Nicholson.

"Run out and get me some lunch, Simon."