Pencil Case Collector Prints

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Bingo night.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."