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Hamlet in the craft shop.

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Biro Security

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"