Collecting Plushies Pillows

"Need hug."

Rainbow Panda Cub

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Early Piety

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

ZOO

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Acme Toys Ltd

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."