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"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

How Sheep Sleep

You are the 1 I settled 3

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Relaxing on a sofa

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Employee of the month...

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Man guarding a written border.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."