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"Last Black Friday I bought these pillows to be prepared for this Black Friday."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Pillows in love.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

You are the 1 I settled 3

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Pillow too soft?'

How Sheep Sleep