Pillow Hoarder Prints

"Last Black Friday I bought these pillows to be prepared for this Black Friday."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Relaxing on a sofa

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

You are the 1 I settled 3

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Where do you to go?"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

How Sheep Sleep

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"