Pillow Problem-solver Prints

'Pillow too soft?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Ok, ok, last page.

Relaxing on a sofa

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Where do you to go?"

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"This is the software for my head."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."