Pillow Problem-solver Gifts

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Where do you to go?"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"This is the software for my head."

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."