Pillow Partner Gifts

'Bob, I just realized something. I sleep in a bed that's on a bed! Crazy, right?'

"Will you quit sleeping so goddamn peacefully!"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Ok, ok, last page.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'