Pillow Warrior Gifts

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Freedom of the press

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Samurai - Accountant.

Cartoonist Pencil

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"