Pillow Warrior Prints

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Freedom of the press

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Cartoonist Pencil

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Samurai - Accountant.

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"