Pillow Professional Gifts

'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

Sex Score

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'