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"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Pillows in love.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Where do you to go?"