Pillow Talk Gifts

'Just give me a few more minutes, dear. I just caught my second wind.'

"You're a pig in bed."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Who's God?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Use your inside voice."