Pillow Talk Gifts

'Just give me a few more minutes, dear. I just caught my second wind.'

"You're a pig in bed."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"Where do you to go?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"Who's God?"