Pillow Talk Pro Gifts

"Honey, you awake? Rachel? Yo, Meathead. Hey, always-wrong person. Woman who can’t grasp the concept of offsides – you up?"

"Jesus, Mike. Play me or trade me."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

'A Viagra is a terrible thing to waste'

Sex Score

'Nice guys finish last.'

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

"Spoiler alert, I've finished!"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"You know your dog better than I do."