Pillow Talk Fan Gifts

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Who's God?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'