Pillow Talk Experts Pillows

"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Pillows in love.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"Where do you to go?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"You know your dog better than I do."