Pillow Talk Pros Pillows

"It's the sighs that count."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

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"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

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'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"Where do you to go?"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"Who's God?"

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Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Use your inside voice."

"Mother, you were right."