Pillow Talk Pros Pillows

"It's the sighs that count."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

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"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Who's God?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

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'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'