Pillow Talk Enthusiasts Pillows

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"Last night was so disgusting."

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'