Pillow Maker Gifts

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Pillows in love.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Relaxing on a sofa

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Where do you to go?"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

You are the 1 I settled 3

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

How Sheep Sleep