Pillow Maker Gifts

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Pachyderm insomnia.

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Relaxing on a sofa

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

You are the 1 I settled 3

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Where do you to go?"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

How Sheep Sleep

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"