Pillow Collector Gifts

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

How can I oversleep and still feel under-awake?

How Sheep Sleep

You are the 1 I settled 3

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Relaxing on a sofa

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Man guarding a written border.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'