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"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Canada patent office

"Sorry I'm so tired. I only got about seventeen hours of sleep yesterday."

Pillows in love.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

King Madras

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You know your dog better than I do."