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Pillow Pun Lover Gifts
If you have a friend or loved one who adores clever wordplay and comfy decor, our pillow pun lover collection is just the thing. Featuring smart, funny puns printed on plush pillows, these gifts add wit and charm to any space. Whether they enjoy puns about sleep, comfort, or everyday life, you'll find a delightful variety to amuse and surprise them. Elevate their home decor with a touch of humor that sparks joy and conversation.
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"He's having a hard time finding work."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
Assault 'n' Vinegar
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
Backfire
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
'Do you have any catsup?'
Cut Price
"That's it. We’re toast."
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Pillow Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Pillow Pun Lover Mugs
Looking for more pun-tastic gifts? Check out our collection of mugs featuring funny sayings and witty designs for every personality.
Pillow Pun Lover Pillows
Discover more at-home humor with our range of witty pillows, ideal for adding personality and comfort to any space.
Pillow Pun Lover Prints
Brighten up your walls with our pun-inspired prints, perfect for showcasing your love of wordplay in a fun and stylish way.
Pillow Pun Lover T-Shirts
Complete the set with our clever t-shirt collection, perfect for anyone who loves punny humor and comfy style.