Pillow Pun Aficionado Gifts

'Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

Shell Fire

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Litterary Dogs.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Afraid of change - leave it here.