Pillow Aficionado Mugs

"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Canada patent office

"Sorry I'm so tired. I only got about seventeen hours of sleep yesterday."

Pillows in love.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

King Madras

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'