Pill Collector Gifts

'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Employee of the month...

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

"I wonder what this was for."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."