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'It doesn't matter what pills you give me, whatever they're for, I'm sure to have it...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Bottletrees.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Your shout!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Employee of the month...

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I wonder what this was for."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."