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'Looks like an overdose.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

Medical Supplies

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Man guarding a written border.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Couch potato.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

Chillaxing!

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

"A good vacation helps to unwind."

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.