Chill Pill Collector Pillows

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

Medical Supplies

Man guarding a written border.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Chillaxing!

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

"A good vacation helps to unwind."

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

The Gingerbread Man's cousin, the hash cookie man.