Prescription Collector Gifts

"My doctor has me on a lot of prescriptions."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Your shout!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Side Effects

'How old is this vase?'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers